Paris Hilton is now on Cash Money Records. Really?? 

Hilton, who, with auto-tune, and who must be drinking something to actually believe she can sing, is now on CASH MONEY RECORDS... the same label as LIL WAYNE and NICKI MINAJ. 

God. Help. Us. All. 

It looks like her work will be distributed via UNIVERSAL REPUBLIC at some point. And, as such, they might actually expect US POP RADIO to play this music. 

It's unclear if anyone was drinking or under the influence when they signed HILTON to this deal.